Have you ever run into the situation where you’re sitting on the john, and you realize there’s no more paper? And then you panic before getting a hold of yourself, and man up to ask whoever’s outside to help you get some? But somehow you stumble over and get assraped?
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maybe not the last part.

Aug 06, 2012 @ 00:03:12
Usually when it happens. Everyone’s on a different floor so they wouldn’t be able to hear me; hence I man up and dash out of the bathroom as fast as I can to the washroom to get the toilet paper. Bring a crud load up so that it wouldn’t ever happen again (which it still does since it gets abused and overused). All while making sure no one saw me. But no, luckily I have yet to stumble and get buttraeped. Thanks for the release!